Monday, March 8, 2010

Name: Tafari Malachi Tsunami

Tafari is a Rastafarian American. Migrating to America when he was 30 in hopes of capturing the American Dream.
He prefers being called Malachi.
He finds himself struggling to capture the 'Dream.'
He feels this is because of his background, and most importantly his very unique accent at the company he works for.
He is the accountant for a paper company, but imagines himself as the CEO someday.
He takes speech classes in hopes to overcome this obstacle, but refuses to remove the Rastafarian flag tattoo on his hand because it is the only thing left of him that reminds him of home.

WHAT HE LOST:
An important file that he was supposed to keep track of.
EFFECT:
Loses his job.
Feels like his American Dream conquest is now ruined forever.
He begins mopping around.
After a few days he begins looking for a new job.
Lost his

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Satire

In a certain world, in a certain country, in a certain state, in a certain county, there is a certain town. This isn't any ordinary town however, it is an extra-ordinary town. It has an extra-ordinary system of honor. Honor in work, in relationships, and in life. They value honor so much that the mayor of the town made a honor code system which everyone abides by. The town sees it as futile, however the mayor sees it as necessary.
Recently, the mayor has began to set in barriers to prohibit unhonorable actions even further. This can be seen by the cameras on every corner of the town and in every dark alley. Installed to prohibit activity, they have merely made the town nervous.
Last night there was a murder on an unpopular street corner, so much for the cameras.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Tatyana's letter to Onegin

Tatyana uses strong diction to portray her love for Onegin. Saying this, such as, "No, no one on this earth/Is there to whome I'd give my heart!" or "You were sent by heaven of that I'm sure" both bring across this point. Tatyana's love for Onegin is questionably an obsession. However, even though it may seem obssesive, Tatyana is truly in love with Onegin. At the time, though, Onegin feels that he can't be in a relationship because he is not ready for one. He feels as if he will fail her, and tells her that she'll be fine because her heart will heal in time. The roles switch, however, when Onegin and Tatyana meet in Moscow again. Tatyana is now married to Onegin's cousin, a very wealthy prince. When Onegin sees her, he realizes what he had lost, and immediatly wants her again. He writes a letter to her, she doesn't respond. Unable to hold his love in any longer, he goes to her house and confesses his love for her. She too loves him, but must remain faithful to her husband. Onegin begs for her, but it is impossible to get her back. He has lost her forever.

Pushkin Poems

Uncle is dying, he is caring for him
Hates assisting his sick Uncle
Uncle’s father had served a life of debt
Uncle’s father is a poet- studies economy
Yevgeny= narrator
Becomes successful of his studies
Theme of a party? He is the most important person? –dancing= important theme
Dancing at a ball- he is the center of the floor/attention
Love story with a girl- theme?
Girl from country-side, boy from city
Becomes friends with Lensky, a poet, when he inherits his uncles mansion and wealth
Yevgeny lives alone in his mansion
Vladimir Lensky= his neighbor- rich, handsome and presentable
Lensky does not want to get married
Olga
Tatyana is her sister- not as beautiful
Loves Richardson
Lensky’s fiancĂ©= Olga
Olga’s sister Tanya falls in love with Onegin at dinner and writes him a love letter
At a party Onegin dances with Olga, even though he was “supposed” to be with Tatyana, who the party was for (nameday), and Lensky leaves in anger
Onegin rejects Tatyana (fear that he will fail her?) at the party after he hasn’t responded to her letter for several days- dances with Olga
Onegin and Lensky duel
Onegin doesn’t want to duel and tries to talk Lensky out of it
“no reconciliation”
The duel happens, Lensky misses, Onegin kills him
Onegin leaves the country side
Symbolism of door? Exits the door that Onegin enters?
Tatyana moves to Moscow and matures and changes to the point where Onegin doesn’t even recognize her at first
Onegin then realizes he likes Tatyana, when she is in Moscow, but it is too late
Tatyana is married ---to Onegin’s cousin, a prince (army man just like the ‘foreseer’ had predicted) and she doesn’t reply to his letters and rejects his love proposals
Onegin goes to her house- bold
Enters room she exits--- symbolism?
She can’t accept his love because she must remain faithful to her husband even though she is in love with him
Results in Onegin being lonely until the end of the story

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

THE love letter

How is your day?
I hope it's as beautiful as you, however that would be an impossibility, as you are more beautiful than the sun itself. I wish that your rays could warm my soul. I feel cold, but the thought of you warms core. You must be tired, because thoughts of you run through my head all day. I miss your loins of fertility. They are truly the most fertile in the land. I yearn to whisper to your eye; when do I get to see you again?
I have been missing you so badly lately I had to hire a local street-worker, named Helga, to satisfy my needs to distract me of the pain of you not being in my life. But it doesn't work, not even Helga, the number one street-worker in Russia, can distract my mind from the thought of you. Please don't be mad at Helga though, she is merely trying to have a steady salary to survive in this harsh economy.
But back to us, I love you. I love you more than the flower loves the sun, the bat loves the moon, the stomach loves food, the fish loves water, the caterpillar loves leaves, the bird loves worms, the earth loves dirt, the man loves money, the brain loves water. I love you so much that I need you. Be mine Tatiana.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Another Planet

Finally arriving the the renown planet Earth, the little prince was suspicious of what he'd discover. The first thing he noticed was he was not greeted by anyone, as if he was an object; he thought to himself, "the place is depressing. Anyways, he continued on his journey, and eventually stumbled across a city.
Walking into a store, someboydy finally had addressed him saying, "Hi, is there anything I can help you with?"
He was tall, probably 25 years old, had a scruffily beard and a red vest on saying, "Sam McGee."
The prince responded, "Hi, it's good to hear a voice."
Confused, but not wanted to sound hostile and wanted to leave the scene of awkwardness as soon as possible, the man said, "Okay then, well if there is anything I can do for you sir just let me know." Then he walked away rapidly, tripping over his on feet.
The prince thought to himself, "What a strange planet."

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

a slow-moving line at the grocery checkout

First person:
This line is taking forever, I should've just gotten my groceries at the gas-station.

Third person limited:
He impatiently waited in line, figgiting restlessly with the nearby magazines.

Third person omniscient:
He regretted his choice as he waited in line anxiously. Sweating fervently, he anxiously waited in line to purchase his groceries.

a traffic jam on an area road

First person:
This traffic is absurd. I shouldve taken my wifes advice and take I-95, now I'll probably be late to work. Hopefully Mr. Goldstein won't be angry.

Third person limited:
It was obvious he was late for work. He loosened his tie to prohibit the sweat from drowning his shirt. Searching frantically around his car, he finally found his phone, presumably to call his boss about being late to work.

Third person omniscient:
He looked around for his phone. Finally he found it. Dialing his boss's number, he whispered a silent prayer.

a person at bat in a championship baseball game

First person:
Just like practice, just like practice, just like practice. I'm not worried at all. I'm the clutch man, the ace, the go-to guy. Don't worry coach, I got this.

Third person limited:
The batter looked confident, a little to over-confident. Nevertheless, he stepped into the box and awaited his fate.

Third person omniscient:
He was prepared, ready to take over. He pumped himself by quoting lines in his head. It was his time.

someone who is giving his or her first public speaking assignment

First person:
My knees feel weak; my palms are sweaty. There is an overwhelming weight on my shoulders, but I need to do this, I need to get an A, it's now or never.

Third person limited:
He was sweating prefusly. Nervous, as if this was his first public speaking assignment. But, he still had to do it, he couldn't run away now, he was already on stage, center-fold

Third person omniscient:
He needed the grade. He didn't want to stand up there, and the fact that he could barely stand didn't help the matter, but it needed to be done. He shakily set his papers down on the podium and crackled the first words out of his speech.